Showing posts with label 1 star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1 star. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Review: Halo

 Title: Halo

Author: Alexandra Adornetto

Rating: 1.5 stars out of 5
 
Part of a Series?: First in series

Goodreads Summary:
 Three angels – Gabriel, the warrior; Ivy, the healer; and Bethany, the youngest and most human – are sent by Heaven to bring good to a world falling under the influence of darkness. They must work hard to conceal their luminous glow, superhuman powers, and, most dangerous of all, their wings, all the while avoiding all human attachments.
Then Bethany meets Xavier Woods, and neither of them is able to resist the attraction between them. Gabriel and Ivy do everything in their power to intervene, but the bond between Xavier and Bethany seems too strong.
The angel’s mission is urgent, and dark forces are threatening. Will love ruin Bethany or save her?

Review: 
God (pun half-intended), I tried so hard to finish this book. But for the love of God (again, pun half-intended), it's 500 pages, and I kid you not, nothing happened. For a book about angels vs. demons and good vs. evil, there was not a whole lot of mythical sky battles with flaming swords and God vs. Satan death matches. 

I give props to Adornetto for simply being a teen writer who got the chance to get published. And I'll be honest; her writing is not that bad. It's pretty but not pretentiously wordy (*cough* Maggie Stiefvater *cough*). In general, I think Adornetto should be congratulated for being able to write 500 rather harmless --while still flawed-pages. And because of all this, I'm technically rating this 1.5 stars. 

But as I got further and further into this story, the more I started to realize that it was probably easy for Adornetto to write this book because every page was taken straight from every other YA book I've read. There was literally nothing original about this story, and even worse, things just made no sense whatsoever. 

First off, I just want to rant about Bethany. I can't believe that female authors keep writing these weak, whiney girl protagonists so blindly in love with the brooding mystery man. It's sickening because I think girls who read books like these get the idea that love is so easy and the first guy who treats them nicely will end up being their soul mate. Also, I just don't like the idea that Bethany fell so madly in lust with Xavier when she hadn't even learned his name yet! She acted completely human from the moment she opened her mouth. I had to keep reminding myself of the gorgeous book cover because if I hadn't been told that Bethany was an angel, I would've forgotten by the second chapter. 

And Xavier is no better! He is interchangeable with all the other guy protagonists I've read from other YA romance. He's hot. He's smart. He's athletic. And he has that dark, tormented past that makes him so sexy it hurts. 

Xavier needs to die. Kay, thanks. 

As for the content, here are just some of my many complaints: 

1) Why is Jake, the British demon guy, introduced literally halfway into the story? Adornetto must've forgotten that Ivy's community service flyers weren't going to alleviate the global economic crisis. 

2) How did Bethany not realize Jake was a creep? Is she attracted to jerks on bikes? C'mon, now. I didn't even finish the book, and I knew he was bad news. 

3) I don't get the wing concept. I just read Unearthly by Cynthia Hand, and the angels' wings in that book sort of evaporate/exist on a separate plane while not in use. But for Adornetto's angels, the wings are simply folded underneath the angels' clothes. She defines them as paper thin, so #sarcasm obviously, they're invisible to the human eye. I have to wonder if Bethany walked around with a humpback because if I stuffed huge pieces of paper down the back of my shirt, someone would notice those swollen masses on my shoulder blades. 

4) If God's plan was for His angels to hide out inconspicuously on Earth, He did a crap job. You'd think the omnipotent creator could give his messengers some homelier human bodies if he wanted them to blend in. The people at Venus Cove thought the Churchs (and I assume Adornetto intended for that pun) were incognito movie stars! 

So yeah....not a good book. I was bored by the lack of plot development and originality. C'mon Adornetto, you can use your skills for the production of "OMG-must-have" books or you can use your skills for the "not-worth-my-time" books.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Review: Betrayal

Title: Betrayal (Descendents #1) 


Author: Mayandree Michel


Rating: 1/5 stars


Part of Series?: First in series


Goodreads Summary: 
Where there is love and power, there is always... betrayal.

At seventeen, Cordelia is an ordinary teen with an extraordinary and frightening secret. A secret that induces vivid dreams which she not only experiences true love, but crippling fear while barely escaping with her life each night.

After a life altering event, Cordelia has an unexpected encounter with Evan, the mysterious boy from her dreams, who reveals who and what she is, a descendant of the Greek gods. At that moment everything she knows of her world is a lie, and she must leave the present and go into the past to assume the role she was put on this earth for, safeguarding her ancient empire amidst evil forces that toil hastily to destroy it.

In a race against time, Cordelia must decide if she is truly a part of this dangerous world, or risk defying the gods, and ultimately lose the boy who has put a claim on her heart.



Review: 
"This was the worst book I've ever read." When people say that, they're usually exaggerating. But in this case, when I say, "This was the worst book I ever tried to finish but couldn't," I'm telling the complete, 100% truth. Betrayal sits in this rare bookshelf on my Goodreads account for all 8--now 9--books that I couldn't finish. To Mayandree Michel, the self-published author of this...thing, please go take an English class. Please. 


I'm not saying my own writing is perfect. But I acknowledge my errors while Michel is under the illusion that she is a good writer. Betrayal is a combination of 1st grade grammar, misplaced grammar, ridiculous description, and a WTF-what-is-going-on plot. Do I need to describe how much I hated this? No, I think I can just show you what I spent the last two nights trying to get through. 
Finally, Mr. Clarkson and I began closing up. Tonight that consisted of Mr. Clarkson locking my cash drawer away in the safe, and me aligning the greeting cards, again
Yes, that is exactly how the passage was written in my ebook. I was willing to maybe overlook a comma or two because ebooks often come with some grammatical errors. But not this. This was just something I couldn't overlook. I mean, what the hell?
While Evan spoke, his eyes penetrated mine, and drew me in the way they had in the dream. I found myself wanting to trust him.
Oh, darn those penetrating eyes.
How could I get hurt in a dream, and have the wound when I woke up? As I stared at myself on the hot asphalt stained with my blood, I resisted what the chorus of sorrowful voices surrounding me stated.
What exactly did this chorus "state"?
“This is so bizarre… every window smashed.”
“How bizarre….the piercing sound hurt my ears.”
“How could this be… it’s bizarre.”
It's bizarre that she thinks people actually talk like this. And the best one yet? Read on...
Something dashed right through me. Right through me! The vapor I’m composed of now, sensed the being that penetrated me. This person went through my phantom body, with only one desire, reaching my crushed and lifeless form. The person was wracked with agony yet it wasn’t the cries that demonstrated this fact, but the torment they left behind that mingled with my mist.
Now imagine reading passages like this for 60 pages. Then realizing there are 600 pages of this left to go! I couldn't finish the book, needless to say. Besides, I would much rather read something that has passed the inspection of professional editors.


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